Tales from the Wilderness

Rating: PG-13
Series: G1 AU
Pairings: Hinted Smokecreen/Swindle
Summary: A mech wakes up in Iacon’s medical wing.  What happened to him, and what will become of him?
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten… 
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwritingSaturday 3rd March prompt – …but alive.  Okay, the premise for this comes from an RP I was in a while ago, ashes_of_iacon, set at the beginning of the war.  It was such a fun rp, and it’s such a shame it petered out, but the stories live on!
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 6
Time: 1 hour or thereabouts

Rating: NC-17
Series: G1
Pairings: Prowl/Red Alert
Summary: A glance between Prowl and Red Alert may reveal more than they wish, but what they truly want.
Warnings: PnP style interfacing
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten…
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 30th July – prompt – Mamihlapinatapai.  Not entirely sure I got the prompt, but it’s a story?  And it’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 3
Time: About an hour in between work?
 

Rating: PG
Series: G1
Summary: Prowl has a dilemma.  And Springer is the only one who can help.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten…
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 30th July – prompt – Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Modified from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)  And if you can spot my homage to my favorite film (point out the line and name the film), I’ll write you a little ficlet of your choice (G1/Movieverse).
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 2
Time: Just under two hours – because I was holding the pub quiz while I was writing this!
 
 

Rating: PG
Series: G1
Pairings: Wheeljack/Ratchet
Summary: A brief glimpse at the mech known as Wheeljack
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten…
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 30th July – prompt 1 – "Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 1
Time: About 35-40 minutes
 

Rating: NC-17
Series: G1
Pairings: Thundercracker/Skywarp
Summary: Skywarp’s bored.  Thundercracker is on patrol.  Skywarp is horny.  Thundercracker is on patrol.  What’s a bored, horny Seeker to do?
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten… 
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 26th February prompt – Communication link sex.
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 1
Time: 1 hour approximately


 

Rating: NC-17
Series: G1
Pairings: Perceptor/Brawn
Summary: It’s PWP… you need a summary?
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten… 
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 26th February prompt – PWP – Write a single smut scene without intro or outro, just the act.  I can’t believe I wrote this.
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 4
Time: 47 minutes… and it seemed a helluva lot longer.


 

Rating: PG-13
Series: G1
Pairings: Wheeljack/Ratchet/Hound
Summary: There’s a unusual smell around the Ark.  Everyone’s noticed except Ratchet.
Warnings: Allusions to intimacy.
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten… 
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 26th February prompt – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfeVEAZkJqM&NR=1
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 3
Time: 45 minutes


 

Rating: PG
Series: G1
Pairings: Springer/Prowl
Summary: Springer wakes up next to Prowl and is amused.  Prowl wakes up next to Springer and is horrified.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten… 
Authors Notes: For the tf_speedwriting  Saturday 26th February prompt – "Let me guess. I got overcharged, you were overcharged, I ‘faced you, and now you want to kill me, right?"
Feedback makes friends.  Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Prompt: 2
Time: 44 minutes